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Software Smack Talk Playbook

Software Smack Talk Playbook

By Brian Sommer on June 20, 2012

(Satire) I was speaking with my buds at the amazing tech PR firm, Blithering Media. The subject of trash talk came up.  We hear it all the time. I mean what’s a press conference or analyst briefing without a couple of really polished digs? I suspect some firms outsource the creation of these pearls to […]

Posted in Trends & Concepts | Tagged Humor, satire, Smack talk, Trash-talk, Twitter | 1 Response

Oracle Acquires Taleo (Resistance is Futile)

Oracle Acquires Taleo (Resistance is Futile)

By Zoli Erdos on February 9, 2012

As they say, a picture is worth a thousand words. Well, I am not sure, but this is what happens when I don’t have time to write:-)  If you are in Enterprise Software, you know what’s coming at you … resistance is futile. Now, for the real news on Oracle’s acquisition of Taleo, I refer […]

Posted in Business | Tagged Cloud Computing, enterprise, Humor, Just for fun, oracle, sap, SuccessFactors, talent management, Taleo, workday

Don’t fire your contract lawyers just yet…

Don’t fire your contract lawyers just yet…

By Phil Fersht on February 8, 2012

Don’t fire your contract lawyers just yet…

Posted in Trends & Concepts | Tagged Absolutely Meaningless Comedy, Enterprise Irregulars, Humor, matt heffron, Outsourcing Advisors, Sourcing Best Practises, sourcingsage

(Humor) The Rosetta Stone of IT Industry Analysts

(Humor) The Rosetta Stone of IT Industry Analysts

By Brian Sommer on November 22, 2011

(Humor) Ever wonder what sort of people are industry analysts? Brian breaks down the different kinds of analysts as a favor to the numerous vendors worldwide who must endure their questions and quirks.

Posted in Featured Posts, Trends & Concepts | Tagged analysts, Humor | 2 Responses

Monkey Business @ HP

Monkey Business @ HP

By Zoli Erdos on September 21, 2011

Bloomberg reports the HP Board is considering replacing CEO Leo Apotheker after less then a year tenure… poor Leo, after this and his previous gig as SAP CEO where he lasted 10 months, he might as well specialize on 10-month “turnaround” gigs.
But it would be naive to think Leo could have initiated …

Posted in Business | Tagged Hewlett-Packard, hp, Humor, Just for fun, Léo Apotheker

Kids Birthday Parties, Six Sigma, and Analytics Don't Mix…(or do they?)

Kids Birthday Parties, Six Sigma, and Analytics Don’t Mix…(or do they?)

By Jason Busch on July 18, 2011

We did a combined birthday party for our oldest kids this past weekend. One of the other fathers in the group, who served as a chaperone for the party, has a similar finance, procurement and operations background to many of the re…

Posted in Trends & Concepts | Tagged birthday, Humor, Six Sigma

Variations on Hype Quadrants.. no Magic Hype… no, Hype Cycle.. or is it Magic Quadrant?

Variations on Hype Quadrants.. no Magic Hype… no, Hype Cycle.. or is it Magic Quadrant?

By Zoli Erdos on April 1, 2011

Gartner introduced their Real (Magic) Quadrant: Not bad.  But let’s not forget the customers’ prospective. Welcome to the Magik Kvadrant: But perhaps most revealing is Phil Fersht’s Painsharing Paradox: Enough of this quadrants, squres, cubes… let’s hype up some cycles.  Superseding the Gartner version, here’s the Wailgum Hype Cycle: Not bad.  Still a bit complex.  […]

Posted in Trends & Concepts | Tagged gartner, Gartner Hype Cycle, Humor, Hype Cycle, Magic Quadrant | 2 Responses

Painsharing exposed: HfS to reveal the worst performers in the outsourcing industry

Painsharing exposed: HfS to reveal the worst performers in the outsourcing industry

By Phil Fersht on April 1, 2011

Introducing the HfS Research Painsharing Paradox

Posted in Featured Posts, Trends & Concepts | Tagged Absolutely Meaningless Comedy, Enterprise Irregulars, Humor, Outsourcing Research, Outsourcing Vendors | 1 Response

Spend Matters Study: Forget Ariba, SAP and Oracle -- World Class Procurement Organizations Use Excel

Spend Matters Study: Forget Ariba, SAP and Oracle — World Class Procurement Organizations Use Excel

By Jason Busch on April 1, 2011

In conjunction with the Centre for Supply Management Business Research based in Leeds, UK and Société de Gestion des Opérations in Nice, France, Spend Matters is pleased to publish preliminary findings from an ongoing study exa…

Posted in Technology / Software | Tagged Humor, microsoft, Microsoft Excel, Spreadsheet

Best deal I ever negotiated

Best deal I ever negotiated

By Vinnie Mirchandani on April 1, 2011

In the $ 10+ billion of technology contracts I have negotiated for clients over my career, I have been known to do some creative terms and conditions. But I am really proud of what I just negotiated for myself this morning. I get between 15 to 25 PR emails a day. It’s my fault – […]

Posted in Trends & Concepts | Tagged deal with devil, Humor, pr, Telemarketing

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